Signs of Cheating by Zodiac Sign
It is just heartbreak when you find out your
guy is cheating on you. It’s probably the number
one question I get asked – does he have another
woman? Is he cheating on me? I haven’t seen
him in two days, does he have someone else?
It’s wrong to cheat on someone you love. It
hurts in the heart. But if you suspect, here
are the top ten clues, by astrological sign
that someone is cheating. Then you’ll know when
it’s time to find out for sure.
Spending too much time on the computer behind
closed doors. It is so not like an Aries to
spend their time that way. This is the No. 1
clue, BTW, that someone’s cheating. I read for
lots of people who are dating online (isn’t
everyone?). Well, those women who are dating
online tell me all the time about the married
men who write them, and how they start right
in with indecent proposals, or want a picture
of them naked. So if he’s on the Internet all
the time, and doesn’t want you to see – look
out. You can also get specific help from TheCloser
(www.thecloser.cc). It’s discrete and sensitive
Well, it’s all about money for a Taurus, and
they’re real tight, as you know. So if suddenly
the wedding ring has gone missing, that’s a
sure sign. This one is just pathetic, like you
wouldn’t notice. Me and my girl friend had a
flat one day and pulled over to the side of
the road. Well this guy pulled over and came
charging out of his car to help us and we were
laughing because we could see the outline of
his wedding ring in his shirt pocket. Well then
they forget to put it back on. Guys don’t just
lose a wedding ring. Think about it. I know
guys who’ve hung on to the same wedding ring
for 50 YEARS. The bull “lose” something valuable?
Hangups or dial tones when you answer the phone.
Now tell me the truth, when you’re falling in
love, didn’t you call him a lot, sometimes just
to hear his voice on the answering machine,
especially if he wasn’t available. Well married
guys aren’t available. If every time you answer
the phone you hear a click or dial tone, uh
oh. If your guy’s a Gemini, this is a good place
to look. They’ll want to be in constant communication
with the new chick and she’ll have all his numbers,
you can bet on that.
Look in his wallet – where the photos are.
If a Cancerian removes family photos from his
wallet, he’s sending a big message. Maybe he
feels guilty having the picture of you and the
kids in his wallet when he’s cheating on you.
Anyways, check his wallet every now and then,
or ask him if he’s still got your wedding photo
in there, and can you see it, pretty please.
I hope he’s got the right answer for you.
Well the pussycat and the king of the jungle,
you know. Flattery is their game and magnanimous
– giving. So, watch out if he suddenly becomes
overly critical (the roar) or just disgustingly
sweet and flattering (bad pussycat) with you.
Both of these are sort of coming from guilt.
Guys know it’s wrong to cheat on their woman.
Some become critical and pick on you about everything.
Suddenly it seems like he’s never in a good
mood, and that you can’t do anything to please
him. Other guys start being sugary sweet. He
hasn’t given you a gift in a year and suddenly
there’s a dozen roses? Or worse, you’ve been
after him to let you have a vacation and suddenly
he’s overly generous – telling you to go on
a cruise and take your sister along, his treat,
and BTW, make it a 2-weeker.
A Virgo lose or misplace a bill? Unheard of.
So there’s a place to look. Many guys are careless
about charges for the other woman on the cell
phone bills, credit cards and phone bills. Or
a Virgo change a routine? Are you kidding. Well
if you always paid the bills and now he wants
to, or you go looking and can’t “find” a bill,
there’s trouble. Check the bills. One woman
I read for found out he had charged $800 one
month on the cell phone. Roaming charges, oh
yes. Check for lots of calls to one number,
and one that you’re not familiar with.
Let’s say your charming Libra guy loves his
TV and video games, and suddenly he starts quoting
Proust (who’s that?) A new interest or hobbies,
activities and even eating new kinds of food
are signs there might be cheating going on.
One woman I read for, her Libra guy liked his
steak and potatoes every night and suddenly
he was asking for things she couldn’t even pronounce.
Or he starts talking about Harry Potter when
you two don’t have any kids, or he suddenly
he wants to take golf lessons. Think about when
you were dating. Didn’t you always pick up some
new interest from the guy? You can tell it with
your girl friends, too. I remember once the
girls were talking about weight loss and I told
them the anecdote about Laffit Pincay eating
one peanut on a plane trip – half at the beginning
and half at the end. Who on earth are you dating
now? they asked me. I was dating a guy who was
in to horse racing. (Laffit Pincay was a famous
jockey.) Watch those anecdotes. If your TV-watching,
video-game-playing Libra suddenly starts quoting
Proust, uh oh. Where do you think he got it
If your Scorpio guy suddenly loses interest
in sex, you KNOW you’ve got a problem. It means
he’s probably getting it somewhere else. Another
sure sign of cheating is if suddenly he’s got
new ideas and wants you to do strange things.
He always loved you in your flannel jams and
now he wants you to go to Victoria’s Secret.
Lies, of course, because Sag is honest and
outspoken. If he suddenly quits talking, gets
evasive, or even worse, you catch him in an
outright lie, you know there’s trouble. A simple
question like, “How was your day?” can bring
this on. He walks in in a mood – you can tell
– and ordinarily you’d hear what happened –
my boss doesn’t know what he’s doing, or the
car repair ship is dishonest, and instead he
looks away, or says “Oh, nothing.” Another woman
could be causing this mood he doesn’t want to
Slacking off and day-dreaming, that’s a sure
sign this hard-working guy has something else
on his mind. If he’s suddenly taking off work
to do this or that (guess what?), not getting
up in time to get to work on time, getting write-ups
from the boss and just doesn’t seem that interested
in his job any more, this can be a sign.
Accusing you of having an affair. Well that’s
just one of the nutty things men do – turn it
around. They start sneaking around, so of course
they suspect YOU of sneaking around. Sometimes
too they’ll just pick a fight hoping you’ll
avoid them. Ordinarily too distant to get particular
like this, if your Aquarian guy starts paying
an awful lot of attention to what you’re doing,
it could be an early warning sign.
Overtime or working later. Especially if this
is NEW. It’s an easy way (they think) to cover
up an affair. This is an easy way for Pisces
to cheat, because they have more spare time
on their hands to begin with. If suddenly he’s
got weird meetings all the time, in the evening,
or has to go out-of-town on business on the
weekend, better look into it.
Well, I hope this doesn’t happen to you, but
these are some of the signs that a man is cheating
on his woman.
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Semiramis, Psychic and Astrology, http://www.webstrategies.cc/PsychicSemiramis.htm